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Saturday, August 21, 2004

Movies Glore>

wa so much hw nowadays.. it just keeps on coming man.. hope i can finish it all before school opens.. oh yesterday was filming the teachers day presentation.. its so crap man.. i mean most of it was last minute discussion.. but its damn funny.. was laughing like crazy.. haha.. oh we watched Indiana Jones for lit.. hee =P was like super funny not much tension though.. they should show something like LORD of the RINGS..ya its super cool man.. for chinese we also watched a movie.. this show featuring Charlie Chaplin.. it is super sparsticated.. just plain dumb.. and it is like overdoing it.. worse then Mr Bean.. but lao shi was laughing so funnily.. she really have this very funny laughter it sounds like she wants to laugh and yet does not.. anyway was sleeping most of the time.. hee 1 hr of free sleep time..=P.. cme also watched a movie on S** was something like a drama la.. shall not comment much on it.. went for tuition good thing she was in a good mood left me alone and did notcomplain much other than tiffs handwriting...=P nothing much happened this week .. damn bored..
oh ya a JOKE haha U Cant ESCAPE.. mUahAhaHa..

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

haha..funny right?? hee =P

# posted by La' Mest at 3:48 pm